Christmas is magical… until you remember it involves people. And noise. And conversations you did not emotionally budget for.
This festive card captures that exact mood:
“It’s beginning to look a lot like… no thanks.”
Inside, you’ll find a premium enamel badge with a movable social battery slider — so you can set your energy level anywhere from “barely functioning” to “please don’t talk to me, Janet.”
Ideal for family gatherings, work parties, or any festive event where your capacity fluctuates by the minute.
Each set includes:
A premium enamel badge with adjustable battery level
A festive 4” x 4” greeting card featuring our chameleon doing its best
A matching envelope
Blank inside (because you know your own chaos best)
A light-hearted ND Christmas card that tells the truth with a gentle wink. Perfect for anyone who loves the season… and also loves leaving early.
Christmas is magical… until you remember it involves people. And noise. And conversations you did not emotionally budget for.
This festive card captures that exact mood:
“It’s beginning to look a lot like… no thanks.”
Inside, you’ll find a premium enamel badge with a movable social battery slider — so you can set your energy level anywhere from “barely functioning” to “please don’t talk to me, Janet.”
Ideal for family gatherings, work parties, or any festive event where your capacity fluctuates by the minute.
Each set includes:
A premium enamel badge with adjustable battery level
A festive 4” x 4” greeting card featuring our chameleon doing its best
A matching envelope
Blank inside (because you know your own chaos best)
A light-hearted ND Christmas card that tells the truth with a gentle wink. Perfect for anyone who loves the season… and also loves leaving early.
